Got everyone in the car and were all on the road on the way to Dallas.
Stop at a gas station-
"anyone want anything...?"
Shay with a deep, slow south accent:
"I'll take some pork rinds. And a big red. And some watermelon bubble gum. A bandana. An alligator paw neclace. A trashy magazine. A six pack.
Oh, and a pack a maaarlborrrows.
8:06am-
At security check-
"Do I need to get completely naked for this...?"
Shay: "No. But what if you did....?!"
8:35am-
I'm playing solitaire.
"Oh, if you didn't hear the announcement, all devices must be turned completely off."
-Flight Attendent
"OH SH!*^%TT!! The PLANE IS GOING DOWN!!! SOME @SSH•LE HAS THEIR PHONE ON!!!! WE'RE GONNA CRAAASSH!!!!!!"
-what I should have said
10:27am-
Draw a pretty picture..?
No. I wrote out that number theory from Fringe on a napkin until we landed.
11:36am-
I lost an hour.
But it's ok.
I think I just left it in Texas.
1:29pm-
Talked to my first friend in the city, Sofia, for the first half of the flight.
A stunning black woman who plays monopoly with dunk 'n doughnuts from NY to Connecticut.
Gave me a number if I need any help finding a place to live.
5:18pm-
Lady wouldn't let me take all my luggage through the handicap gate.
"disability only."
So I tried shoving it through the little gate and it got stuck and everyone gave her dirty looks.
Me: 1
NY: 0
5:31pm-
On the train.
Mmm...
6:55pm-
Eat some dumplins.
7:32pm-
In courtneys room. She has some old polaroids I forgot all about.
8:02pm-
....k..
Now what.....?
2:53am-
Off the phone now...
weird.
Guess I'll go to bed.
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